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15 Pick-Up Lines So Bad That You Won’t Believe They’re Real

All of us have heard a cheesy pick-up line at least once in our life. Some of them are funny and some, well, creepy! But out of all those bad pick-up lines, we picked up the worst ones. Check them out!

1. I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

2. Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.

3. Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!

4. Are you a tweet? ‘Cause I wanna ‘Embed’ you!

5. My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?

6. Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

7. Remember me? No? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

8. I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?

9. Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle.

10. I love you with all my butt. I’d say my heart, but my butt is bigger.

11. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

12. My love for you is like a pimple. No matter how hard you try, it won’t go away!

13. Are you a tower? ‘Cause Eiffel for you.

14. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

15. If you were a germ, I’d stop using hand wash.

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