15 Pick-Up Lines So Bad That You Won’t Believe They’re Real

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Last Updated:  | By: Lifestyle

All of us have heard a cheesy pick-up line at least once in our life. Some of them are funny and some, well, creepy! But out of all those bad pick-up lines, we picked up the worst ones. Check them out!

1. I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

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2. Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.

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3. Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!

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4. Are you a tweet? ‘Cause I wanna ‘Embed’ you!

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5. My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?

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6. Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

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7. Remember me? No? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

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8. I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?

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9. Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle.

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10. I love you with all my butt. I’d say my heart, but my butt is bigger.

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11. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

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12. My love for you is like a pimple. No matter how hard you try, it won’t go away!

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13. Are you a tower? ‘Cause Eiffel for you.

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14. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

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15. If you were a germ, I’d stop using hand wash.

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