In this modern day and age, it can be difficult to find the time or motivation to exercise. In fact, any sort of physical activity usually involves some sort of self-bribery, i.e., “I worked out today, so I can eat this ice cream.”
The conniving minds at PornHub are well aware of this fact, and set out to create an app which would encourage sedentary souls to get active through rigorous and regimented bouts of sexual activity. After all, the main motivator for getting in shape is usually rex-related, so why not combine the two?
The fitness program is aptly entitled “Bangfit,” and can be completed from the comfort of your own 24-hour gym — i.e., the bedroom.
You can choose a “sexercise” video through the website or app, and follow along with your partner. Bangfit will inform you how many calories you’ve burned once your session has, um, “ended.”
The sexercises are available in variations for couples, multiple partners, and solo participants (*wink wink, nudge nudge*). So, don’t let the lack of a sexual companion keep you from getting your cardio on.
“Bangfit was designed after exhaustive research through the thousands of sexercise studies/articles, consulting with health and fitness experts and professionals (including personal trainers) and cross referencing that with anecdotal evidence on what are the most fun sex positions,” Bangfit noted.
In addition to the animated sexercise videos, Bangfit also offers a special workout band, which secures your smartphone to your waist and allows for more specific performance tracking.
So, it looks like you really can have an enjoyable exercise routine, after all. As Bangfit says, “our sexercise routines wont just get you fit, they’ll get you fit as f**k.”
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