It’s not easy to be a vegetarian in India. The non-vegetarians around attack you with all sorts of moronic and nonsensical questions as if being a non-veggie is unnatural and outlandish.
1. What, you don’t eat non-veg?!
Oh my God, is it that hard to believe?
2. So that means you don’t eat eggs either?
No. I said I’m a vegetarian, not an eggitarian.
3. You’ve never had it? Not even in your childhood?
No! Mr. ACP Pradhuman.
4. From where do you get proteins?
I don’t get any proteins at all. I might just drop dead in a minute or two. Just don’t eat me, okay?
5. You can try the gravy. That doesn’t have chicken!
What an amazing idea! I can taste chicken without eating it. Brilliant!
6. What if you get married to a non-veggie? What will you do then?
OMG! That’ll be the end of life for me. *rolling eyes*
7. You should try it once. It tastes really yummmmm…..
Oh really? Why don’t you try shutting up?!
8. What will you do if you go abroad? Waha toh non-veg hi hota hai zyada
Acha? Thanks for telling! Main yahi se pack karke le jaungi. Bahut sara!
9. Tumhare liye toh paneer hi chicken hai. *bursts out laughing*
Ha Ha Ha! So funny!
10. So, you eat eggless cakes/pastries?
Wow! That was a smart guess!
11. Plants, too, are living beings. You’re killing them for your food. Then why not eat chicken or meat?
And why not eat you?
12. So that means you eat “ghaas-poos” only?
Another smart guess! *slow claps*
13. Hum kabhi bina bataye tumhe chicken khila denge.
And I’ll return the favour by mixing poison in your food.
14. Toh tum non-veg wali plate ko hath bhi nhi lagate?
Nhi. Muje paap lagta hai.
15. Tumne toh aaj tak khaane ka maza hi nhi liya. You don’t know what you’re missing on in life!
Oh, No!!!!
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