You have wished your vagina could tell you before you had your periods or what the hell is happening with it. But it does not do that. It has a mind of it’s own but never tells what is on it’s mind.
But if it had this ability and that too to tweet things that it will be doing life would be so much easy. Here are things it will surely tweet.
When you experience an orgasm:
ooooohh aaahhhh aaaaaahhh oh yeeeeaaaahh ahhhh aaaaahhhhh
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
When there is heavy flow on your periods:
gonna stain your sheets tonight and you don't even know it ?
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
when you see Fawad Khan on screen:
wet
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
When you meet people who are just so sexist:
dry
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
When you meet bae:
Whenever I see u pic.twitter.com/ljx3zCx1L4
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
When you are going to be pregnant:
let's give birth to this beautiful bloody egg
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
When you’re having nothing new in sex:
bored now pic.twitter.com/LHHMYBfeDa
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
When you get turned on by something really weird:
Why? No. Stop. Wait actually, don’t stop.
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
When it’s been forever since you’ve had sex:
The thirst is real
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
When you have no plans with bae:
Off duty tonight ?
— Your Vagina (@Your__Vagina) December 9, 2015
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